So I'm bored at the airport lounge, and I decided to try my hand at a new online technology found at myheritage.com.
It scans an image of your face and suggests your potential likenesses to celebrities. Curiosity got the best of me.
Within moments, the elaborate facial-recognition scan was taking place, running its complex algorithms, cross referencing databases and the like. And then my results came through.
That's right. There's a 72 percent chance I might be Jessica Lange, and a 68 percent chance I'm me.
This confirms everything.
POSTED BY JOHN MAYER AT 12:12 PM FROM LOS ANGELES, CA