CRUZ AZUL EN SAN DIEGO...HERE WE GO.

Ver al Alberto tan feliz con el triunfo de su equipo es lo m-á-x-i-m-o-

JUST ANOTHER FRIDAY MORNING

He was a homeless man that lived in an alley.

She was a secretary that worked near that alley.

Sometimes the man seemed sane, other times he was completely out of it.

When he was sane, he had that clear look in his eyes.

That Friday morning she said hi, he said hi back.

She thought it would be nice of her to buy that old man something to cool off, it was nearly 120 degrees out there.

She went to a convenience store. She took 3 minutes thinking what would be best for the old man...A Sports Drink? A soda? An Energy Drink?

She bought an Energy Drink.

She walked by the homeless man. Gave him the can. The homeless man smiled.

She went to her office thinking what a great thing she had done.

At 7 pm she got out of work.

The man was there, as usual, just lying there on the alley.

Only this time, he was dead.

TYPICAL CHAPO

El domingo pasado fuimos a la playa...entramos a una tiendita que estaba ahi cerquita y después de nosotros entraron dos gueras en bikini...

El Chapo les dice en su perfecto español:

Ustedes por que vienen bichis?

Las dos gringas se le quedaron viendo con cara de "what did he just say?" y siguieron su camino.

Que dijo?

La cara de Jerry Springer: Priceless

Venezuela picks Louis Lecaro:

Do you believe men or women have it easier in life and why?

Actually God made us to share and to have difference. But big difference between women and men doesn’t matter what the kind of life they live is that men think, they think that the faster way to go a point is go straight, women know that the faster way to go to a point is to go to the curve and fix another curves.

Entonces quien pues? Los hombres o las mujeres?

Super buen resumen de la ceremonia de Miss Universo 2008, aquí.

AS SEEN ON TV

Admiro enormemente a todas aquellas personas que escriben bonito, que redactan bonito, que acomodan sus escritos bonito...Y en cuanto a las faltas de ortografía, son feas, pero supongo que no son tan graves si las tienes en tu cuaderno, en tu blog, en tu mano...Pero, que pasa cuando aparecen en un medio de comunicación? Siempre que las veo me pregunto: ¿No habrá nadie en el mundo en esa oficina/taller/editorial/estudio que se haya dado cuenta? ¿Puede ser eso posible?

Well, it can be:

En E! Entertainment Television.
Shoking!
Como que le falta algo no?

En MTV POCKET FULL!
No será POCKETFUL of Sunshine?

Y mi favorito: El Pastel Ha-waino

ARACELY Y BELLOTA, SEPARATED AT BIRTH

From the Powerpuff Summer Collection

THERE´S SOMETHING ABOUT MICHAEL J. FOX

Tal vez sea que lo admiro desde que era Alex Keaton.

Tal vez sea que a Eileen le encantan las 3 películas de Back to the Future (y que ayer transmitieron AGAIN en canal 5 y que vimos AGAIN)

Tal vez sea que acabo de pasar 2 horas y media viendo videos y entrevistas de él en youtube.

Maybe all of the above.

Estaba viendo ahorita una entrevista que le hizo James Lipton en su programa Inside the Actors Studio ...y siempre, al final, Lipton hace las siguientes 10 preguntas a sus invitados:

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Y total, le hizo las preguntas a Michael J. Fox y al llegar a la última, esto pasó:

- Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

- Your dad´s at the bar and he´s got a beer and a TV and a hockey game is on.

- Not a bad paradise.

Not bad at all.